The Barony of Selviergard, Oertha--Protesters today have shut down a Fighter Practice and instead started a protest over the recent decree of the Selviergard Health and Sanitation Department.
In what has been called a serious ruling from the Department, the first in over ten years, the famed Vorpal Bunnies have been declared hazardous to fighters and non-fighters alike.
"Vorpal rabbits have been proven to be deadly in the past, especially when affixed to the working ends of spears," one official told the Press. "We are only looking out for the safety and welfare of our Barony."
"We will not be ignored!" one of the protesters, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters.
"The Vorpal Bunnies deserve a second chance. I've been mauled by them three times and I'm still okay."
It is unknown if the protest will have any effect on the Health and Sanitation Department ruling which is scheduled to go into effect sometime next week. However, protesters have planned to continue to voice their displeasure for as long as necessary.
The Selviergard Associated Press
Originally published in the April 2013 edition of The DragonTale
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