Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Chicken Wars a Success; Many Egg Puns Cracked

“The War of the Chicken [has] come to Oertha / Easily destroying fields and cattle…”
--from a missive by Mistress Cynehild Cynesigesdohtor

Barony of Selviergard, Oertha--Amid a weekend of egg puns, rooster crowing, and splendid pageantry did the Baronies of Selviergard and Eskalya, alongside the entire Principality, celebrate the fifth Chicken Wars in the lands of Oertha.  At this Chicken Wars; Mistress Anne of Bradford and Mistress Else Hünrvogt both led their armies against the other for the sole reason, it would seem, that both exalted ladies had a chicken as part of their heraldry.  But truthfully; who needs any reason for a war!?

The two armies clashed on a pleasant field in the lands of Central Selviergard amid some sun and some rain late in the month of August.  The War was met with great enthusiasm and mirth with many people attending from around the Principality and from Central Kingdom.  The two Captains were in attendance as well, travelling all the way from their holds in Central Kingdom; helping to bring together a Chicken Wars for many who have never been a part of it before.


The Chickens™.  Photograph by Halfdan Ozurrson.  August 20, 2016.
Autocratted by Sir Viresse de Lighthaven and Mistress Clare Elana de Montfort; the event was a wonderful addition to the calendar and one of the most highly anticipated events in the lands of the Principality of Oertha this year.  The autocrats worked hard to make sure that none were disappointed.

While cloudy with some rain on Friday, the sun came out especially for the event on Saturday during opening court in which the assembled royalty welcomed all to the event.

Their Highnesses, the Prince and Princess of Oertha, as well as all of the baronages in the Principality were in attendance for this spectacular event.  From the South in the ancient lands of Eskalya came Baroness Elspeth with her fighters in tow, eager for battle.  From the North, from the honorable lands of Winter’s Gate, came Baron Braun and Baroness Cemper with their militia eager to trade blows with any and all.    And from the pristine lands of Selviergard Baron Halfdan, called the Tyrant, attended as well to lend his stalwart soldiers into the fray.

The rapier fighters took to the field first under command of their respective Captains.  While small in number, the Rapier community put on a good display of heroism and valor while they vied for the coveted chicken of the opposing team.  The chickens were snatched, rescued, and snatched again leading to laughter and cheers from those watching the Rapier fighters.


The Rapier fighters take to the field for honor and glory…and a chicken.  Photograph by Halfdan Ozurrson.  August 20, 2016.

After the Battle of the Chicken the Rapier fighters then donned “eggs” on their helms as each team worked hard to ensure that the opposition’s eggs were well scrambled.  The visage of the fighters wearing large eggs on their helms was quite a sight to witness.

After the Rapier fighters it was then time for the Heavy fighters to take the field.  Once again; two armies, one under the banner of Viscountess Anne of Bradford and the other under the banner of Mistress Else Hünrvogt, clashed upon the field.  Each army intent on proving their valor and skill for the honor of their commanders.  With twenty-four heavy fighters on the large field protecting the valuable chicken of their team, the battles were epic and worthy of great tales for many years to come.

After the field battles, the fighters donned “eggs” on their helm, dutifully attached with care and precision.  The goal of the fight was to knock off, or alternatively, destroy, the egg of your opponent.


Combatants don “eggs” on their helms in preparation for part of the battle.  Photograph by Halfdan Ozurrson.  August 20, 2016.

After the end of the fighting; stories were passed around of epic moments in the battles as people settled down to eat or visit.  There was to be a court to end the day as well as other opportunities and amusements to partake in before the bardic fire was lit.

Children’s activities took place in this lull.  From “egg” stomping to spearing “eggs”; the youth of the Principality showed expertise and skill with their fun and entertaining diversions.  The children’s smiles, shared by all, was quite a testimony to the fun that they had.

There was a court to close out the day.  In court, Baron Halfdan recognized Lord Kolskeggr Ungi and Lady Ciara der Alcan, both members of the Barony of Eskalya with admission into the Order of the Forget-Me-Not; an award for service to the Barony of Selviergard for those not a member of that group.  Additionally, the Prince and Princess of Oertha recognized Lord Colin Jak Leslie and Lady Isabella de la Haye with the Order of the Wandering Wolf; an award for those who have made a difference in the lands of Oertha but do not reside there anymore.

An All Peers Meeting with their Highnesses was held after court.  The topic of Newcomers was discussed with many of the populace members bringing forth ideas speaking their thoughts in an open and safe venue.  His Highness, Prince Kenric, agreed that the meeting was quite successful.

The Barony of Selviergard invited all in attendance to participate in a series of demonstrations at the annual Houston Founder’s Day activities after the meeting.  There were two demonstrations provided and many of the populace from all corners of the Principality came out to help Selviergard share The Dream with those who have not yet met us.  From the coordinator’s missive, Mistress Margarita di Calvi, the demonstration was quite a success.

Bardic was graced with tales and songs.  Many of the songs presented were traditional and well-loved in our group.  Additionally, new stories and songs were brought out alongside stories of the dread Red Bandit, which was a competition of the event.  The bardic fire burned low and afterwards, people eventually went off to seek their warm beds.

The rain could not be held off forever, and on Sunday the showers came back to the lands.  Unfortunately, the Archery competition and some other fun activities could not take place as it was too wet.  Rumors say that the Red Bandit himself made a pact with unseen forces to prevent these activities...of which the autocrats mentioned that they might seek retribution against the foul outlaw in the coming years—for vengeance, it is said, is a dish best served cold; much like egg salads.

There were several contest throughout the weekend with many fine and excellent entries.  The Late Period Garb winner was Mistress Sorcha Caraman who graced the weekend in a wondrous outfit.  The Red Bandit Story held at Bardic was won by the word-skills of Drake and Gypsi Klara of Biglands and Lord Rin McCray.  The Best Egg Dish was won by the skill of Lady Ciara der Alcan while the Best Eggs in Any Mode was triumphantly won by Mistress Sorcha Caraman and House Comitatus.  The Red Bandit Eye Mask was won by Lord Hraði Kǫttr of Ravensfjord and the self-proclaimed winner of the Chicken Coop was Nikor of the Isle of Oaks.  Congratulations to all the entrants to the competitions and the winners as well.

With another successful Chicken Wars completed there was much talk about the return of the Red Bandit sometime in the future and we can all rest assured that these lands of the Principality will surely welcome the battles once again.


The Selviergard Associated Press
Published in the October 2016 edition of The DragonTale
September 26, 2016

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